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The Tax Man Cometh
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector
to audit the books of a Synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice
you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'
'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'
'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
'What about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them
back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box
of bread-wafers.'
'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with
all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi....
'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office,
and about once a year they send us a complete prick.
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